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Are you smarter than Joey Essex?

We've collected questions Joey has been asked before. Can you get them right? Take the quiz to find out!

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1. What do you put in a toaster?

Bread

Toast

Fish fingers

2. Which country borders Wales?

England

London

Germany

3. Who is your father's sister?

Julia, she makes a cracking cuppa tea

This would be your Auntie

My dad ain't got a sister

4. How do you spell Marbella?

Marbs

M-A-R-B-E-L-L-A

Marbella, duh

5. What is the capital of Ireland?

Dublin

Denmark!

Dallas

6. What is a corner?

A triangle, obviously

A delicious ice cream

A place or angle where two sides or edges meet

7. How many sides does a square have?

I can confidently say four

Do we really need to be asking this question?

I reckon it's a solid six

8. What was Queen Elizabeth II's husband called?

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Prince William

Peter

9. Who is Elton John?

Some lad who lives down the end of the street

The one and only music legend with more than 300 records

One of the Osbornes?

10. If you bought a dozen eggs, how many eggs would you have?

You would have 12 eggs

A very large omelette

A dozen

11. What is the highest given award in the restaurant industry?

The Michigan Scar

The Michelin Star

The Michelin Man

12. In the Shakespeare play Romeo and Juliet, who was Romeo's girlfriend?

I ain't into that Shakespeare stuff

Romeo

I would hazard a guess Juliet?

13. Do you know the difference between a vowel and consonant?

I don't know what that is

Things used on Countdown

The difference is in the way they sound. The vowels are A, E, I, O, U. The consonants are the rest.

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