Which moronic member of Trump's government are you?

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Question 1: What’s your go-to way to express your thoughts?

Run off to my own personal social media site and vent angrily

Thoughtful essays that no one reads (but they’re really good, I swear)

Memes that could launch a thousand rockets—just don’t read the comments

Inspirational speeches that make people rethink their life (or wonder if they should fact-check me)

Question 2: How do you like to spend your weekends?

At a golf course, perfecting that swing

Hosting a BBQ while explaining why my hometown is the best

Building something new in the garage—hopefully, it’s not another flamethrower

Going for long walks and pondering just exactly why the Earth is flat

Question 3: What’s your preferred method of transportation?

A big, shiny limousine—who needs to drive when you can be driven?

A classic pickup truck, the “everyman’s” vehicle (or so I tell myself)

A Tesla, because I love living in the future (and scaring my friends)

Walking, because it’s hard to spread misinformation when you’re just wandering around

Question 4: What’s your snack of choice?

Fast food, but only the finest American beef - NOTHING FROM CANADA

Homemade chilli just like my redneck nana used to make

A protein bar—gotta fuel that brain for all the wild ideas

A smoothie filled with kale and questionable science

Question 5: How do you react to criticism?

Brush it off; they just don’t get my brilliance

Reflect deeply on it, change my mind, then forget it happened

Respond with a meme that only I think is hilarious

Take it to heart and then write a 10-page essay on how I’m misunderstood

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