Choose your first ingredient:

Bird Breath - scented with worm

Slug Slime - collected from the armpit

Moose Burp - sealed tightly in a jar

Camel Clippings - wrapped with cotton twine

Saber-Toothed Tiger Tartar - carefully scraped

Choose your second ingredient:

Eye of Potato - the seventh to the left

Tongue of Shoe - pried gently from its sole

Leg of Table - kneecap and shin for best results

Foot of Bed - toenails trimmed

Heart of Lettuce - stripped of its ribs

Pickle Soup Parfait - layered pickle-pickle-soup, soup-soup-pickle

Clotted Ketchup Stew - keep a lid on the pot to prevent clots from escaping

Pyramid of Pancakes - teetering but not toppling

Upside Down Pizza - with right-side up toppings

Stack of Itchy Sweaters - itch-factor of eleven or greater

Put it in a barrel and roll it down a hill!

Stir it in a cauldron and pour it in a goblet!

Bury it underground and dig it up at midnight!

Rot it in the sun and put it in a vial!

Filter it through a gym sock and seal it in a jar!

SoggyMuffin-FoggyPuffin!

WiggleGoblin-KibbleBlobbin'!

P*tionPassw0rd#08!

KidneyBean-SplinterSpleen!

Claw of raven, butt of ram, gourd of goat, hoof of lamb!