Which scandal would you face if you were the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom?

As Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, scandals are likely to come your way. Take this light-hearted quiz to predict which headline might have you reaching for the Crisis PR handbook!

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1. It's Friday night at Downing Street. How do you unwind after a long week of governance?

A quiet dinner with some university chums – just a few bottles of vintage claret.

By slipping away to my countryside retreat, a simple shepherd's hut.

Updating my pig farming knowledge. You never know when that will come in handy.

Writing my memoirs. My time as PM will be remembered, I'll see to it!

2. Which of these hobbies do you find most appealing?

Jolly good game of football, though the other team might wear red.

Browsing antique shops for treasures and trinkets.

Atmospheric charity work – like refurbishing bridges. Eat your heart out, Prince!

Jogging through fields, much to the farmer's chagrin.

3. As Prime Minister, you're known for your iconic style. What's your go-to accessory?

An artfully tousled hairdo that whispers "I'm not like regular PMs, I'm a cool PM."

A porcelain model bus. It’s...for painting.

An oversized Union Jack bicycle helmet because safety never takes a holiday.

A classic watch – preferably one that looks more expensive than the national debt.

4. How do you handle a heated debate in the House of Commons?

Ignoring the question and casually mentioning my latest meet-and-greet with a world leader.

A well-placed quip and a reference to the Greeks – who doesn't love a classical burn?

Bluster and blunder – they can't criticise what they can't understand!

By calmly repeating my stance until everyone submits or goes to sleep.

5. You've just received a very important state visit. How do you entertain your foreign guest?

By showing off my dazzling array of word scramble puzzles.

We'll dine on a spread of the finest British cheeses. Got to keep those dairy farmers happy!

I’ll take them to the wheat field frolicking – it’s the new golf, didn't you know?

With an exclusive tour of the Crown Jewels. If they go missing, whoopsie!

6. What’s your preferred mode of transportation as the PM?

A chauffeur-driven Jaguar – with a champagne cooler, of course.

Helicopter. Why deal with London traffic when you can simply fly over it?

I have a perfectly good bicycle, thank you very much. Modesty is my middle name.

Public transport. It's important the public sees me pretending to be one of them.

7. How would you appease the British public during a crisis?

With a rousing speech filled with hope, verve, and a dash of Churchillian rhetoric.

Announce I’m donating my salary to a charity for down-and-out former MPs.

Political satire show guest appearance. Prime Ministerial impressions are my forte!

By holding a press conference in a field. Perhaps not the same wheat field as before.

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